Lol, I am so fucked up for still laughing about this,
But this past spring I was coming home early
Around 6am, and when I entered my complex,
So many geese were in the god damn road
(and of course there's apartment ponds everywhere, so
there's geese everywhere yuck!) usually
if you honk or drive slowly, they will move!!!
but this particular goose did not speed up,
just took its sweet ass time, so I accelerated
and hit the goose *gasps* !!! Before you judge
me, know that the stinkin' goose did not die
& didn't suffer other than, if anything, minor injuries.
I did not mean to hit it, I was positive it would move,
Bahahahaha, guess not.
Btw, I was on a binge and hadn't slept in like 4 days